Messy akkorde

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 0:19
Dmaj7
    You know I'm impatient
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So why would you   leave me
waiting outside the station?
                                       Dmaj7
When it was like minus 4 degrees and I

I get what you're saying
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I just   really don't want to hear it right now
                                      Dmaj7
Can you shut up for like once in your life?

Listen to me
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I took your nice words of advice about

How you think I'm gonna die

Lucky if I turned 33
                 Dmaj7
Okay, so yeah, I smoke like a chimney

I'm not skinny and I pull a Britney
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Every other week

But cut me some slack
                      Dmaj7
Who do you want me to be?

 0:54
Dmaj7
'Cause I'm too messy
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And then I'm too fucking clean

You told me, "Get a job"
                                Dmaj7
And you ask where the hell I've been

And I'm too perfect
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'Til I open my big mouth

I want to be me
              Dmaj7
Is that not allowed?

And I'm too clever
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And then I'm too fucking dumb

You hate it when I cry
                             Dmaj7
Unless it's that time of the month

And I'm too perfect
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'Til I show you that I'm not

A thousand people I could be for you
                         Dmaj7
And you hate the fucking lot
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You hate the fucking lot
                     Dmaj7
You hate the fucking lot
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Hey, hey

 1:45
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  It's taking you ages
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You still don't   get the hint

I'm not asking for pages

But one text or two would be nice
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  And please, don't pull those faces
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When I've,   I working like every day
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It's just one bottle of wine or two

But hey, you can't even talk
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You smoke weed just to help you sleep

Then why you're out getting stoned at 4 o'clock
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And then you come home to me

And don't say hello
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'Cause I got high again
                                 Dmaj7
And forgot to fold my clothes....clothes

 2:21
Dmaj7
'Cause I'm too messy
                         E
And then I'm too fucking clean

You told me, "Get a job"
                                Dmaj7
And you ask where the hell I've been

And I'm too perfect
                   E
'Til I open my big mouth

I want to be me
              Dmaj7
Is that not allowed?

And I'm too clever
                         E
And then I'm too fucking dumb

You hate it when I cry
                             Dmaj7
Unless it's that time of the month

And I'm too perfect
                         E
'Til I show you that I'm not

A thousand people I could be for you
                         Dmaj7
And you hate the fucking lot
                     E
You hate the fucking lot
                     Dmaj7
You hate the fucking lot

 3:04
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Dmaj7    Dmaj7    E      E      
Dmaj7    Dmaj7    E      E      
                         Oh-oh ohh

 3:29
Dmaj7
'Cause I'm too messy
                         E
And then I'm too fucking clean

You told me, "Get a job"
                                Dmaj7
And you ask where the hell I've been

And I'm too perfect
                   E
'Til I open my big mouth

I want to be me
              Dmaj7
Is that not allowed?

And I'm too clever
                         E
And then I'm too fucking dumb

You hate it when I cry
                             Dmaj7
Unless it's that time of the month

And I'm too perfect
                         E
'Til I show you that I'm not

A thousand people I could be for you
                         Dmaj7
And you hate the fucking lot
                     E
You hate the fucking lot
                     Dmaj7
You hate the fucking lot

 4:15
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You hate the fucking lot
                     Dmaj7
You hate the fucking lot