Texas Hold Em akkorde

D  Bm

       D
This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey)

So lay your cards down, down, down, down
             G
So park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey)
       D
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around)

            A
And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance witchu
     G
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
       D
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
                       
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo, ha)

            D
   There's a tornado (There's a tornado) in my city (In my city)

Hit the basement (Hit the basement), that shit ain't pretty (Shit ain't pretty)
       G
Rugged whiskey (Rugged whiskey) 'cause we survivin' ('Cause we survivin')
            D
Off red cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah

Bm     D      G
Woo-oo-oo-oo, one step to the right
   D
We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
Bm            G
Woo-oo-oo-oo, run me to the left
     D
Then spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind

       D
This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey)

So lay your cards down, down, down, down
             G
So park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey)
       D
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around)

            A
And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance witchu
     G
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
       D
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
                       
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo)

            A
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance witchu
     G
Come pour some liquor on me, honey too
       D
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
                       
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo)

D
            Woo-hoo
D
            Woo-hoo
G
            Woo-hoo
D

      D
There's a heatwave (There's a 
heatwave) coming at us (Coming at us)

Too hot to think straight 
(Too hot to think straight), 
too cold to panic (Too cold to panic)
           G
All of the problems just feel 
dramatic (Just feel dramatic)
          D
Now we're runnin' to the first 
bar that we find, yeah

Bm     D      G
Woo-oo-oo-oo, one step to the right
   D
We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
Bm                G
Woo-oo-oo-oo, you run to the left
     D
Just work me in the middle boy, I can't read your mind

       D
This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey)

So lay your cards down, down, down, down
             G
So park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey)
       D
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around)

            A
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance witchu
     G
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
       D
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
                       
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo)

        A
I'll be damned if I cannot dance witchu
     G
Come pour some liquor on me, honey too
       D
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
                                       Bm
Don't be a, come take it to the floor now (ooh)

Em7                             Bm
      Take it to the floor now, ooh

Hoops, spurs, boots
Em7               Bm
To the floor now, ooh
                       Em7
Tuck, back, oops (Ooh, ooh, ooh)
Bm
Shoot
Em7                            Bm
Come take it to the floor now, ooh
            Em7                           Bm
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you
      Em7                              Bm
Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me too
      Em7           Bm                           
Furs, spurs, boots, solargenic, photogenic, shoot